The Ultimates 2: Grand Theft America (2.2)

The Ultimates 2 Grand Theft AmericaWell, this book finishes up the story where Gods and Monsters left off and to be honest with you, I could use a bit of a break from The Ultimates so it will be a while before I check out The Ultimates 3.  So does this book do justice to the series?  In my humble opinion, no.  I’ve mentioned before that the normal pace for The Ultimates books tends to be a bit slow, but this book isn’t slow at all.  In fact it moves so fast at times it seems frantic, like we’ve missed a panel or two.

Basically the bottom falls out on The Ultimates in this book, which could have worked out very nicely, but I feel that Marvel took the wrong path on this one.  I see what they were doing, I get the fact that Marvel likes to tie issues in the real world into their stories:  Mutant/Super-hero registration, segregation, the Legacy virus… I get it.  I normally enjoy the way Marvel intertwines issues between the real world and the created one, but sometimes it gets in the way.  In fact, I think this could have been a much better book had they just removed the politics and just told the story.  It felt very contrived and rushed the way it is.

Spoiler

As we suspected at the end of last issue, America does send the Ultimates into a third world country as a pre-emptive strike against what looks to be a nuclear facility.  The Ultimates do the super-hero thing, they take out the weapons and shepherd the innocent civilians out of harms way, which means displacing them.

The real spoiler here at the beginning of the book will give you one example of why the story felt contrived.  The yet to be disclosed antagonists attack Hawkeye in his home.  They slay his family in a sequence that feels all to real and frightening.  The scene was done well but why did it happen?  See the ‘bad guys’ take Hawkeye, pump him full of sodium thiopental to extract all the Shield security codes so they could shut down’s their defenses.  But we soon find out that the Black Widow is the wolf in the fold.  She kills Jarvis — Stark’s effeminate butler — and takes Tony hostage.  But if she’s the bad guy and she’s an Ultimate, wouldn’t she have access to the same security codes as Hawkeye?  So what was the point of taking Hawkeye’s family if not to just make the bad guys seem even more bad?  Was it done just to evoke travesty in the story.

Well apparently the bad guys did it to frame Captain America.  He’s Captain freakin’ America people, who’s going to fall for that?  Well apparently Nick Fury and Shield do and they violently arrest and restrain him.  Ok, so Thor’s locked up, Tony Stark is a hostage, Captain America is in Shield custody, Hawkeye is captured by the bad guys, it’s time to attack Shield.

A coalition of foreign countries have created their own super-heroes and they launch a strike against America for the preemptive strikes mentioned previously.  Now when I say they created their own super-heroes, I mean it.  There are pages with thousands of supers flying in and attacking various things.  The idea of mass-producing supers just takes all the magic away from the genre because as Syndrome said, “when everyone’s super, no one is!”

That’s the biggest gripe I had with this book and you could tell the writers did too because they made these supers have a short lifespan i.e. one month.  Along with these created and short lived heroes we have a cast of villains. The team’s leader is a middle-eastern version of Captain America with Darth Maul’s lightsabre, we’ve got the Hulk’s friend the Abomination, the Crimson Dynamo, a guy with Thor’s hammer and powers, a spin-off of Jamie Madrox the multiple man, the poor man’s version of Quicksilver, a chick that can control bugs – yeah bugs – and the mastermind behind the chaos, Loki.  We all knew it’d come down to Loki didn’t we.

So these so-called Liberators plan on public executions for the Ultimates, but do you really think that’s going to happen?  I’m going to go through this next part kinda fast so hang on.  Everyone who was locked up or held escapes and even the Hulk who survived the nuclear blast intended to kill him stops by for a little chat with the Liberators and to tear off the Abomination’s head.  With much smack-down laid everything goes back to normal, well almost normal as the Utlimates decide to remove themselves from Shield seeing as being tied to a specific government makes the government’s agenda the Ultimates agenda.  Their intention is to become heroes for the planet, not just one country.

I’m fine with the ending, I just didn’t buy all the stuff it took to get there.

There was some great action in this book, so if you pick it up just for that reason then you’ll probably enjoy the tale, but if you are looking for story that feels honest you may be left a bit disappointed like I was.

Story
Artwork
Value
Can It Stand Alone
Cool Factor
Average